It’s hot in Washington, DC right now. I can’t even describe how hot, but since this heat wave has spread over much of the country, I probably don’t have to.
My left foot is particularly hot because it’s in this weird shoe/cast thing, where it will remain for 7 1/2 more weeks give or take a few hours. Not that I’m counting — the pain killers make that kinda hard, anyway.
It will get better and at least I can knit. And, if Clay Aiken announces any concerts, I might even be able to roll my way there.
How, you ask?
Why using this — the handy Roll-A-Bout, a device for people like me who are too clumsy and inept to use crutches.
Sweet, eh? It comes fully loaded with a hand brake that doubles as a parking brake. Here’s a shot of one in action.
That’s just how I look on mine, too, except that I’m not a man in a suit and it’s my left leg that’s injured, not my right, and I haven’t taken mine outside yet because it’s so hot. But you get the idea.
Now steering one of these babies is a bit trickier than it looks, especially if you’re dodging furniture, dogs, things that have fallen to the floor that you can’t pick up because if you tried you’d fall over, skeins of yarn, laptops, headphones, and power cords.
I’m getting the hang of it, though. I did have one mishap in which I almost drove off a cliff (and by cliff I mean the step down to my “sunken” library). Oh! — and I pantsed myself by running over the pajama bottoms on my “good” leg, which pulled said pajama bottoms halfway down my ass. Film at eleven.
Other than that — I’m a pro.
I am completely crutch-disabled, too. When I broke my ankle, they gave me crutches to hobble around on my cast for 3 months. After I fell backwards and hit my head on the Jacuzzi late one night, the crutches were ditched in favor of a wheelchair.
Best of luck and hope the healing goes smoothly!
Comment by Karen B. — August 1, 2006 @ 8:56 pm
The pantsing business had me giggling this morning with my coffee. Hope you’re healing up and that the pain is manageable. I’ve never seen anything like a roll-a-bout, and honestly hope never to see one again.
Hope the weather breaks soon – –
Comment by Wendy in VA — August 2, 2006 @ 8:29 am
Sally – Good to hear you are “up & rolling” so to speak. Nifty little wheeler you have, be careful…remember a fall could definately hamper all knitting by a hand/finger injury.
Comment by viclin — August 2, 2006 @ 11:31 am
To Karen B from Susan — Owie! That had to leave a mark! I would have a ton of trouble on crutches.
Comment by surly — August 2, 2006 @ 2:19 pm
I love the roll about! I hated being a crutches when I twisted my knee a few years back – they hurt my underarms so much no matter what I did. As soon as I could put pressure on my knee, they were gone!
Best of luck with the foot!
Comment by Nicole — August 3, 2006 @ 9:19 pm