A Knitmare on Elm Street, that is! When Surly and I were at Yarnover, Sally picked up a darling project bag at Darn.Knit.Anyway’s booth. I wanted it…I wanted it bad. But Sally snagged the really cute one, so I moped. However, thanks to Google and Etsy, we found the maker of these creepy-funny project bags. She is Laura from Slipped Stitch Studios and sells a lot of great items on Etsy.

As Laura describes this now out-of-stock Michael Miller fabric:
Do you enjoy horror and knitting? This bag has a bit of both!
Please be aware that this pattern includes some rather disturbing fiber-related images….
Fido gets your WIP, a shawl massacre!
Mr. Meowington unravels your cashmere- hundreds (of yards) slain!
Hubby couldn’t find chopsticks…so he uses your $40 artisan needles for lunch utensils!! THE HORROR!
….Not to mention, and I think we have all been there…picking up a supposedly “Quick and Easy Pattern” and expiring whilst casting on!
This funny pattern by Michael Miller is a “must-have” for any knitter with a wicked sense of humor!
So go ahead and show your knitter pride!
And let’s not forget the grumpy kid forced to wear ill-fitting handknits!
Our favorite image is of course the skeleton who dies in a vain attempt at knitting, so when I ordered my bag, I asked in the comments if the picture of Mr. Skeleton was complete and intact. She answered within 3 seconds and said it was right there, front and center!
I am extremely pleased with the bag. It is very well made, fully lined, with a number of small pockets inside.
I also acquired some absolutely stunning yarn:

On the left from Briar Rose Fibers: Sea Pearl, laceweight,50% merino, 50% tencel, 800 yds/219 gms (I’m not sure what my color is because there is no color # given on the skein); purchased at Yarnover.
On the right from Artyarns: Silk Rhapsody, 50% silk, 50% kid mohair, 260 yds/100 gms, color #137 ( a gorgeous champagne!) — a gift from Surly purchased at Lila and Claudine’s. This is the same yarn we both used for our Topsy Turvy Moebius.
I am sure Surly will have some nice things to share in the upcoming days!!
ETA from Surly: Yes, I will. In an upcoming post I’ll share the yarn I bought and my most recent knitmare finished object.
PS from Susan — we just got John’s official picture from the Birkie (I did not get any action shots):
